whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

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loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

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everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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